Wednesday, December 18, 2024

麻醉师

This post is specially dedicated to 麻醉师s.

Well, I appreciate and applaud all the doctors out there. They fully fully deserve our respect. 

But out of the so many medical disciplines, i think 麻醉师really earns the best deal.

Their job is the - 

'most important' -  majority of the ops cannot commence without them

'shortest' - maybe at most 15mins? After that just stay around (if they do stay around, I don't know), eat popcorn, watch show, and pray no big hoo haa happens

'cleanest' - no need to cut open anyone, no need see blood, kio this, kio that 

'most profitable' - a good $3.5K just for that less than 15mins encounter with me. 

Can u imagine how much a 麻醉师can earn? 

Do the maths! 

这真的是何等的天赋啊

And my op this time, the most assuring guy around, was really my anesthesiologist.

I honestly think he was the same Dr who administered my epidural yrs back when I gave birth. 

Yeah

He came in, 一边做他的工,一边chit chatted w me. 

And then told me I will fall asleep in 5mins....3mins....1min......

And i honestly tot it will be a very gradual kind of 'falling asleep'.. U know, that kind that u slowly black out..... 

But no leh. I just blacked out. I did not even know when I blacked out. 

The next mmt, was hearing him tapping me hardly on my shoulder and telling me to wake up, and that all is done. 

Woah. 

Amazing. 

Surreal. 

What happened? 

真的很吓人. 

如果是死,就真的是死了都不知道. 

Really have to give it to all these doctors.

真的是老天给他们的使命.

厉害! 

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